Trump Announces That His $88 Billion From His Tariffs Will Pay For The War, Detained Illegal Immigrants Will Fight The War, And Joe Biden Is Responsible For The War
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Trump Says He's A Better Golfer Than Tiger Woods With Statement, "Nobody Golfs Better Than Me. Not Tiger, Not Palmer, Not Rory. Such A Beautiful Golfer. They Pay Me Millions Of Dollars To Golf & I Don't Even Have To Swing The Club - Every Moment Spent On The Mar-a-Lago Course Is A Hole-in-One"
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SpaceX To Start A Consulting Relationship With OceanGate Submersibles In Order To Better Disaster-Proof Their Shuttles
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Exploding SpaceX Rocket Had Contained Storage Bay Full Of Mars-Colonization-Ready, Refrigerated Elon Sperm, But Not Revealed Until Aftermath Of Blast When Musk Germline - Dispersed & Aerosolized Throughout The Surrounding Environment Via Blast Wave - Rained Down On Nearby Inhabitants
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The Danger Of Microplastics In Pet Foods
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Trump Poopoos His Military Parade By Berating Hegseth, "WTF Was That Lame Shit, No Swastika Flags Or Banners, No Goose Stepping, No Book Burnings, No Seig Hails, No Nothing - I Wanted Hitler's Generals, What I Got Was BOOOOORINGGGGG ...... " 🥱
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New TV Show Pilot Airing Today - Similar To MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING - To Be Called TRUMP'S BIG FAT, FASCIST MILITARY PARADE
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Anybody Use The Palmar Cooling To Good Effect for continuous endurance? Or Forehead cooling? Feel like I bleed out sweat this time of year & dehydration is the limiting factor for workouts.
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Unnamed Source Reveals Trump Offering Emergency Responders "Non-Lethal Weapon Sniper Bounties" - $15k For A CNN Journalist Rubber Bullet Bullseye, $20k For ABC, And $40k For Tear Gassing An MSNBC Camera Crew - Disrupting A Fox News Reporter Nets You Negative Points & Demotion To Mall Security Guard
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Trump Experiences The Firmest Erection He's Had In Many Years After Hearing About All The Journalists Getting Pegged With Rubber Bullets, Is Quoted As Saying, "I Haven't Had A Functioning Erection This Good Since Stormy Daniels!!"
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Trump - Now Having A Working Memory That Extends One Week Into The Past Due To Cognitive Decline - Confuses The Proud Boys As A Gay Pride Group, And Has Them Thrown Back In Jail For Promoting Gay Rights On The Capitol Footsteps
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A Balloon Of Trump's "Big, Beautiful Naked Body" Will Be Included In Trump's Army Parade - With Naked Blimp Trump Holding A Sword In One Hand & A Fish McFillet In The Other
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After Elon Provides Smoking Gun Video Evidence Of Trump 's Involvement W/ Underaged Epstein Prostitutes, MAGA Still Won't Shut The F*** Up About Hunter's Laptop
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Trump Grants Blanket Pardon To People Jailed For Vandalizing Teslas
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Elon Challenges Trump To Trial By XBOX Diablo 4 Hardcore Run, But Trump Declines Citing Old Age - But Says He Would Have Accepted 50 Years Ago If He Didn't Have Bone Spurs On His Thumbs
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Soon After Andrew And Tristan Tate Charged With Rape & Sex Trafficking In UK, Trump Offers Them Sanctuary & Refugee Status, And Declares Solidarity To The Sex-Offender Genocide Occurring Worldwide
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Man Who Carries Musk's Briefcase Full Of Drugs Chastised After Mixing Up The LSD With His Morning Adderall, In Which Musk Says, "This The Worst F*** Up Since You Mixed Up My Ketamine With My Ambien Candy Cane Man, I Never Should Have Hired You From Chocolate Island, And Oh God My Face Is Melting!!!"
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Celebrity Chef Hannibal Lectur Cooks Up Human "Pork Barrel Chops" For The Millionaires At Trump's Meme Coin Dinner - Because Trump Has Always Liked Eating The Poor To Feed The Rich
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Optimistic Aliens Probe The Earth's Communications - Having Spent Centuries Combing The Galaxy For Intelligent, Ethical, Advanced Lifeforms - But Quickly Decide Nihilism, Isolationism, & Heavy Drinking Is The Best Way After Attempting To Parse POTUS's Truth Social Feed
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The Truth About Trump's "Corrupt" Acceptance Of A $400 Million Jet Was That He One McFillet Too Many And Exceeded Air Force One's Weight Capacity - It Was A Matter Of Practicality, Not Lucid Greed
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Trump Shits Himself After Find Out The 86th Training Division Will Be Headlining His Parade - And Will Be Commemorating Their Storied History Of Ending Fascism In WW2
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Furious Trump On Cusp Of Having Liberal Scum Oprah Shipped To El Salvador, But Luckily Dr. Phil Intervenes By Getting On His Knees & Making An Impassioned, Teary-eyed Plea To Trump To Leave Oprah Out Of This
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Trump Blames The Democrats For Being The Cause Of All Prostate Cancer, And Takes Credit For Never Getting Prostate Cancer On His Watch
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MAGA Movement Pivots To MAQA - Make America Qatar's Ass-buddy
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Qatar Now Refers To Trump As "King Henry 8.1" And "Donald of Arabia" , And Gifts Him A McDonald's-Themed Casket Equipped With A Diesel Engine & Tank Chassis
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