USA Public Bemoans That If They Want Ruthless Businessmen Who Hate Everyone To Rule Them, There Any Many More Successful And Honest Ones Than The Current Clownshow
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Trump Brags That He Can Mistreat ‘His’ Citizens How He Likes Because Other Countries Can’t Liberate Them
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Trump Announces Anyone Who Doesn’t Agree With What He Says Will Be Hanged For Treason Then Deported
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Republicans Expected To Line Up Their Wives For Trump To Grab Em, Or Risk Being Primaried
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Trump Says The Secret To Becoming A Billionaire Is To Trick People Into Believing They Can Also Become Billionaires While Paying Them Less Than Enough For Them Ever To Get There
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Trump Is Worried His Dementia Treating Neuralink Implant Firewall Is Turned Off, Claims ‘The Onion’ Can Read His Mind Too Well To Be Coincidental
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BREAKING: Inspired By Reality TV Success, Trump Turns The Entire USA Into A Giant Game Of Survivor
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US Citizens Start Class Action Against Trump For ‘Wasting Their Attention With Chaos’
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Trump Sues Satire Site ‘The Onion’ For ‘Leaking His Unspoken Plans’
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Republicans Pass The Buck On Judging Trump As “Yes He’s Probably Wrong But Surely God Would Stop Him”, Therefore We Must Wait
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Briefly Shaken By Sobering Reality, Trump Retreats Back To Fantasy Where He Can Tell Everyone How Great He Is And Believe Hopefully That They Believe Him.
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Trump Reportedly Sought Regular Updates Directly From Epstein’s Prison Guards. Asking If He Was Still Alive, Then Hanging Up Without A Word When They Replied
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BREAKING: Many People Are Alarmed With The US Presidents Latest Actions, Questioning The Legality, Morality, Ethicality Or Sensibility Of Them. Others Disagree. Nobody Knows What To Do Except Brace For The Next One.
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Trump Complains: In Business I Could Screw Competitors Wives And Feel Great, In Politics They Are All Too Ugly
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Trump Apparently Already Forgot Who Kilmar Abrego Garcea Even Is, Reportedly Mystified When Republican Suck-ups Brag About Continuing To Attack Him
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‘The Onion’ Accused Of Low Effort, Because Trump Is Such A Well Known Joke, And Old Jokes Are No Longer Funny
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Trump Not Smart Enough To Figure Out How To Stop Billionaires Taking Their Money Out Of USA
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BREAKING: Trump Charged With Sex Trafficking Of Both Ivana And Melania Into The US. Legal Team Claims MAGALOMANIA Insanity Defence
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Harvard To Now Offer Courses On Felony And Grifting Into Politics
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Prosecutors Allege Trump Secretly Fathered Many Of Elons Donated Babies, As Live Births Of ‘Ugly And Stupid’ Babies Occur.
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Trump Still Confident He Can Find Other People To Blame For Things That Maybe Might Kind Of Seem To Perhaps Possibly Be Directly Related To His Actions
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BREAKING: Trump Explains The Reason He’s Failing At Leading: “This Stuff Is A Lot Harder Than It Looks, It’s BIDEN’s Fault For Making It Look Easy”
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Trump Admits “There’s An Awful Lot Of Corruption In Government, And I Know Exactly How To Find It And Use It To My Advantage, In Fact I Wouldn’t Be Anywhere Near Here Without It”
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BREAKING: Trump Confident In Success Anywhere In Government Against Any Laws After Noticing He Has An Unlimited Supply Of Easily Persuaded Patsys To Do His Bidding And Take The Fall
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