What's your most batshit insane prediction for Red God?

Just to make sure we're all on the same page, I want the most off the wall, conspiracy board, Pepe Silvia ass theories. I don't care how little evidence there is, let's get nuts!

I think Darrow's getting a teleporter. There was one too many mentions of it being nonexistent tech and people wishing they had one in Iron Gold and Dark Age (Lyria digging through Figment's sphere for example) for it not to go anywhere. And what's more godlike than being able to jump planets with no warning?

"Oh, Darrow's on Mars, we've got a few weeks before he can get us on Mercury WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S HERE"