The out-of-office that sent a message

I kept getting emails during my PTO. I politely reminded my team that i was off, but the messages kept coming.

Finally, i changed my auto-reply to:

I am currently out of the office. If this is urgent, please ask yourself: Is it truly urgent, or did we just fail to plan? If it's the latter, I'll be happy to assist when I return.

No one emailed me again.

What is your auto reply?