I used to believe lesbians had to battle each other.

I’m not a lesbian, but this makes my mom laugh so hopefully someone here finds it funny too. I first heard about lesbians in 4th grade. A boy my age said “Sometimes girls date. They even have sex.” I had no idea about sex, and I doubt he had any real idea either, but this made me think. I’d never seen girls together so I thought “One of them must just become a guy” but then I thought “I’d hate to be a guy. How do they decide who has to become the guy???” and I decided that lesbians must have to battle (rock, paper, scissors seemed most fair) to decide who has to become a guy. It good to know now that you guys to NOT have to battle or become guys.