What’s the most ridiculous reason you’ve DNF’d a book?

Kinda bored right now so I wanted to do this.

I’ll start:

The FMC had the name of my ex best friend whom I grew to resent A LOT, the plot looked promising but that was enough for me to say nope! I returned the book immediately 😂 not sure if this is ridiculous enough though, I feel like it could be a legit reason.