Delhi Metro's collab with Indian Railways
Delhi metro me aapka swagat hai. I don't even want to argue about civic/common sense anymore. Litter all you want, spit wherever you want, break rules, act like a degenerate person and what not and just cry about how your country isn't developing.
Also a few tips if you are travelling in Delhi Metro -
Enter 1st coach "intentionally" if you want to show off how big of a pervert you are and you want the women around you to acknowledge your presence (Sigma boiis fr).
Enter any coach from 2nd to last one in peak hours if you want to experience Thai Massage without going to Thailand + complimentary pickpocket experience and if it's your lucky day - you will get a "Crotch massage" too.
Approach a girl in the metro if you want to get featured on Delhi sub. If you are shy, well assert dominance and just sit on any seat reserved for women. Now you don't even have to worry about approaching a girl - she will approach you.
Still not being approached by any girl. Well just stare at her continuously, make her feel uncomfortable and she will definitely record you. There you go with all that popularity.
Can't find a dustbin after eating chips, well don't worry. DMRC provides space under your seats just for this only. Throw it under your seat and act cool coz nobody cares.
Want to enter as fast as you can and grab a seat in the metro. Just stand on the platform in middle of the gate opening like a retard so nobody inside can leave and you can enter in 0.01 sec.
Still can't find a seat, just sit on the floor dude, I mean who even stands on a floor right. You have to showoff your manners, no??
Delhi metro me aapka swagat hai. I don't even want to argue about civic/common sense anymore. Litter all you want, spit wherever you want, break rules, act like a degenerate person and what not and just cry about how your country isn't developing.
Also a few tips if you are travelling in Delhi Metro -
Enter 1st coach "intentionally" if you want to show off how big of a pervert you are and you want the women around you to acknowledge your presence (Sigma boiis fr).
Enter any coach from 2nd to last one in peak hours if you want to experience Thai Massage without going to Thailand + complimentary pickpocket experience and if it's your lucky day - you will get a "Crotch massage" too.
Approach a girl in the metro if you want to get featured on Delhi sub. If you are shy, well assert dominance and just sit on any seat reserved for women. Now you don't even have to worry about approaching a girl - she will approach you.
Still not being approached by any girl. Well just stare at her continuously, make her feel uncomfortable and she will definitely record you. There you go with all that popularity.
Can't find a dustbin after eating chips, well don't worry. DMRC provides space under your seats just for this only. Throw it under your seat and act cool coz nobody cares.
Want to enter as fast as you can and grab a seat in the metro. Just stand on the platform in middle of the gate opening like a retard so nobody inside can leave and you can enter in 0.01 sec.
Still can't find a seat, just sit on the floor dude, I mean who even stands on a floor right. You have to showoff your manners, no??