Happy national avenged seven wrinkles day!

FUCK SHIT UP MY BITCH JA JA JA JA JA JA

MATT SHADOWS IS A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL WHO HAD A THREESOME WITH SYNYSTER GAYTES!

OH UNTO US BE GONE WITH ONCE WAS WE ARE BE GONE WITH THE THOUGHTS OF PAIN, AND SUFFERING, AND TESTICLES!!!!

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JHONNY CHRIST WILL SAVE US FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!

ZACKY IS CURRENTLY AT THE ZOO MENSTRATING IN THE GORILLA ENCLOSURE!!!

ZACKY IS WORKING TO GET A JOB AS A GYNCOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dearest

~ShortMix3736