Out of all the benefits they could promote in this advertisement they chose how great being a single parent as a drill sergeant is.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought you had to give guardianship of your children to someone else to join the army as a single parent. That’s not even going into the fact that all the drills I’ve known on the trail have had absolute shit work/life balance that makes family time difficult or all the issues with CDC’s across military bases.

I guess I’ll take a grand slam.