Hey management reading this! I'm never going to buy the damn shoes. Ever.

Nike Air Monarchs do me fine. They have done fine the last 5 years I've been in this career. In fact management told me they were fine. Every single year. They are slip resistant. So it isn't a problem. I go through 2-3 pairs per year.

The cost of shoes per year for me right now is the equivalent of 1 single pair of postal shoes. Which are worse quality. Which means I will be going through more pairs. I. Will. Not. Be. Taking. A. Pay. Cut.

I just won't. I don't fucking care. And I think you are a scumbag if you think I should.