Gum/tooth pain is the best feeling in the world and I deliberately cause my gums to bleed when brushing my teeth

I love gum pain. The pain I feel while brushing as hard as possible with a stiff toothbrush is better than any drug out there. When I brush and find a spot that hurts slightly, I will stay in that spot until there’s blood. Last week I accidentally hit myself in the mouth with a chair (don’t ask how, I refuse to elaborate); there wasn’t any significant damage to my teeth but now it’s slightly more painful to brush and I’m loving it. If I had to choose between permanent gum pain and sex, I choose the gum pain every time.