This is inconvenient
Welcome to inconvenience, the only true free hotel. Let me take you through some of our guidlines. We have been aware that these kinds of hotels are seen as killer or horror hotels but for us this is not the case, we just make your life a little worse.
- Screw you, there is no customer service
- Sleep at 6:30 precisely or you’ll be unable to sleep for the whole night. Yes we are ruining your sleep schedule
- In the hallways you’ll be unable to stop yourself from doing anything. You do and say exactly what you think
- We call dinner breakfast and breakfast dinner. Lunch Doesn’t exist
- No wifi
- We hired several people to come in to ruin your day. We don’t know how they will but even if we did we wouldn’t tell you
- You will always arrive to breakfast a minute late, and there will be no coffee during dinner
- As soon as you enter the playground you will not be able to stop moving
- Every day we release some of the best secrets out public to the entire population using telepathy.
- The bathrooms are always being cleaned
- The room is pretty hot. If you ever think of the temperature it gets a little hotter
- Have fun with your tv and nonexistent remote (Ill update later)