Is it possible that Mike is a giant pussy?

I have loved Redbar for years but am getting tired of the routine. Mike talks major shit, which is why we love the show, but he gets the aches or sniffles, or loses a pet and has to take a sebatical for months. What do Mike and Jules actually do all day? They can't just be watching fools and their content all day. That would imply they do shows. If they're just watching 2 Bears and not making fun of them, that makes Redbar fucking gay. None of us could be this inconsistent with our jobs without getting fired, so if you're paying for ScarsClub still, kill yourselves.