WTAF?! Nothing says true love like a public chokehold!

I’m late to the party. I’m in the middle of season 9. Luann’s delusion over this Tom loser is gobsmacking. I’m looking forward to the downfall. I’d think that makes me a bad person, but when someone is this blatantly stupid, 🤷‍♀️

And if a newlywed husband kisses his new bride with a chokehold, I think that’s incredibly telling. 😳