Say the most AWFUL AND NEGATIVE thing possible about your fav character(s)

idk if im using the correct flair but ill just go with it

This is the hardest challenge in this entire subreddit, so if thou canst somehow do this... I'll not thou thee and also you are a champion.

ANYWAYS, ill go first (DO NOT CANCEL ME PLS IM SORRY)

"Rin... is so stupid because (if I remember correctly) she doesn't even know how time works. She's also flatter than a paper (don't cancel me). No comments on her Niigo self though, I dunno jackshit about her. Minecraft Bedrock Edition Superflat ahh che-

Len... is the opposite of buff, and compared to every male character in the game he looks like a BABY. Especially his Niigo self, that boy would lose a fistfight to a human-sized cockroach based off his appearance. But hey, can't judge a book by its cover, amirite? Pissboy.

Also, they're so short they prolly can't reach a high shelf and would require a stool to stand on in order to get whatever the hell object they're trynna get.

Honorable mention: The hair of he, is the color of pee, same as the hair of she.

Honorable mention 2: Rin has a flat che-"

I feel overly disgusted saying all of these horrible negative statements. Please be aware that such statements does not reflect my true opinions on them and that it was written only for the purpose of this reddit post. I am very sorry that you had to read all of that. If you are offended, then shalt thou killest me on February 30th 2052. But I still stand by Honorable mention 2-