Pi Network Is About to Disappoint Everyone

So, today’s the big day. After years of tapping a button like lab rats, the Pi faithful are finally about to see the true value of their magic internet coins. Spoiler alert: It’s probably worthless.

No exchange listings (at least nothing major), no real liquidity, and a bunch of people who somehow convinced themselves that free mining on a phone was going to make them rich. This has all the ingredients of a classic shitcoin disaster - except this one took years to cook.

If Pi actually had value, it wouldn’t need this much mystery and delay. The fact that nobody knows what’s going to happen today is proof that this whole thing was built on hype, not substance. So, who’s still coping? Who’s dumping? Or are we all just here for the inevitable disappointment?