how $1.99 changed my life

Only two years ago I had stage six terminal testicular cancer. My wife Belinda had recently left me. She obtained legal custody over all fifteen of my children. I was depressed and addicted. To be specific I was addicted to opioids and had a severe alcohol problem. My cousin had recently driven his car into a daycare as a su*cide. That led my uncle into a downward spiral which resulted in his taking his own life as well. My boss had also fired me from my law firm I had been working at for over 10 years. It seemed like everything was over for me. That’s when everything changed. I had just came back from one of my chemotherapy treatment and logged on to my xbox. I was planning for another depressing night of playing xbox and drinking myself to sleep when something caught my eye. I was browsing the xbox store when I saw something peculiar. A game titled “car game in the forest”. Instantly I felt something otherworldly come over me. It was like I was in a trance. I needed to purchase this game. I scrambled for my wallet and pulled out my card as fast as I could and purchased the game. I itched as it installed. It felt like an eternity before the game finally reached 100%. As soon as I saw Sexy Garfield it was like a massive wave of relief came over me. The relief was so intense I ejaculated everywhere in my pants. The nut was so powerful it shot through my pants and through the wall. I had only been playing for 5 minutes when I got a call. I picked up and it was my wife. She apologized and begged for forgiveness. She wanted to get back together. Just then another call came in from my doctor. He informed me miraculously my cancer had been completely cured. I thanked the doctor just in as I heard a knock at the door. It was my uncle and my cousin. They were both alive. You may ask how they’re still alive, I really couldn’t tell you. I guess that secret lies between them and Sexy Garfield. Just as that was happening I heard my phone ring again. It was my boss he apologized profusely and asked if I would come back to the law firm. I accepted his offer. It had been three years since then and I moved into a mansion with my family. I’ve been sober for three years now. I credit this all to car game in the forest. It was the 1.99$ that changed my life.