Why doesn't Sanguine ask for a boozermelon?

In Cyrodiil you can eat an entire watermelon in one go. This never fails to entertain me. Then I remembered that liquor-infused watermelons exist and now I can't stop thinking about it.

The Daedric princes' insistence on only getting ONE specific kind of offering really stifles the creativity, IMO. Let me use my alchemy kit to fill up a watermelon with Cyrodiilic brandy, damn it.

And on that note, what happened to flin? It was the best one.