The Boating John: Total Bullshit

On his "last show ever" that is currently airing he talked about being out on his boat yesterday, on the water, a beautiful day, and then on the motorcycle afterward.

How do we know the boat story is complete bullshit? It is because he has zero indication of sunburn or suntan...everyone knows a guy who is ghost white and spends a day on the water in the florida sun is gonna have some color. He doesn't even have the white raccoon eyes which are telltale signs of wearing sunglasses in the sun.