Yo what the fuck?

So I'm sitting here, minding my business, and then I remembered something.

My mother bought what I think was called a Shambock? Shambok? A big leather stick that was basically a whip they used on elephants or bulls or shit like that. And this bitch bought that thing to use on her children. Like she specifically stated that it was for us. This thing, if you don't know what it is, was like three feet long with a leather wrapped handle, and it was half club, half bullwhip basically.

This absolutely nutters bitch bought a literal bullwhip with the intent of actually for real using it as a weapon against her own children. What the FUCK. I know my childhood was far from normal but what the FUCK. She literally bought a weapon to use against us. As far as I know, she never actually used it on me or any of my siblings, but she bought it with the intent to do so. She bought a weapon with the intent to use it against her children. What the shit.