Todd’s one liners

OK, this is probably an impossible task, but you never know. So Todd says a lot of funny shit but there’s one thing he said in the show that I remember vividly thinking to myself I want to put that on a T-shirt like I need to remember this it was that good. I can’t for the life of me remember what that was and I really would like to know. so any one liners you can think of that Todd says if you want to share them that would be cool. I most likely won’t be able to start looking at these or be able to respond until tomorrow but I’ll be going through them as soon as I can. appreciate any help