most embarrassing fp you’ve had

feel free to share below. i’m experiencing loads of shame for mine currently who happens to be my lead at work. i’ve found that a lot of people i’ve developed fp attachments to have been platonic or familial which for me makes it all the more worse because wdym i’m thinking of you 24/7? we’re not romantically involved. i rely on you for validation and i miss you all the time and crave your company and attention. wtf?!?!? this is by far the worst one i’ve had.