10 days till princeton accepts me...

i swear if sb comments smtg like NOT READING IT CUZ ITS AI - i do not care. this is a creative flair not a college essay. its merely for ENTERTAIMENT AND A LAUGH. thank you.

10 more days till I’m Princeton-bound,

Or 10 more days till I move underground.

Today, I sit in existential despair,

Refreshing the portal like it’ll change with my stare.

10 more days till my villain arc starts,

Or my hero arc—depends on the charts.

If I get in, I’ll be obnoxiously loud,

If I don’t, “Princeton was mid,” I’ll say to the crowd.

10 more days till I plan my reaction,

Oscar-worthy, with perfect inflection.

Will I cry? Will I scream? Will I levitate?

All I know is—I refuse to be late.

10 more days and my soul’s on the line,

Every clock tick feels like a personal crime.

I could be productive, but instead, I’ll just sit,

Manifesting my acceptance… and having a fit.

now lets hope we all get that TIGER in our results day letterrrrrr