college admission officers reading 100k+ applications

how do college admission readers at like nyu and umich even read 100k+ application like bye i would just randomly pick and snooze through the rest cuz there would have to be like at least 10k that sound the same OR i would feel so bad and pick the one that touches my heart the most (prob what admissions officers actually do idk) this is a joke dont fight me please im scared of reddit